Ugly Week (Benrik, 2009)

Something I read from my Benrik 2009 Planner.
Read and Try it for yourself. Hahaha.

Ugly Week
This week, uglify yourself to escape from the tyranny of appearance. Violate the canons of contemporary beauty one by one and see if it makes any difference to the way others treat you, or more importantly, how you feel about yourself.

MONDAY : GROW A SPOT
Rubbing your skin with wheat germ oil is meant to do the trick.

TUESDAY ; STOP BRUSHING YOUR TEETH
Toothpaste is an expensive con.

WEDNESDAY : STOP WASHING YOUR HAIR
Better still, shave it off.
In patches.

THURSDAY : GO WITHOUT SLEEP ALL NIGHT
They don’t call t “beauty sleep” for nothing.

FRIDAY : START CHAI-SMOKING
This will pi\ut the finishing touch to your new complexion.

SATURDAY : AVOID SUNLIGHT
It makes you look like you’ve been outside.

SUNDAY : STOP SMILING
Congratulations! Your beauty now lies entirely withing.

Hahaha. This is really funny. :P