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Right Imma do this again because I did it at 3am but no one was online :)
Bob Ong versus Juan Tamad on love.
Bob: Parang elevator lang yan, bakit mo ipagsisiksikan yung sarili mo kung wala ng pwesto para sayo. Meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.
Juan: Mapuno man ang elevator, sigurado naman babalik din yun. At darating din ang panahon na makakasakay ako. Bakit ko ipipilit ang sarili ko sa hagdan e mas nakakapagod yun kesa maghintay.Ay. HAHAHA!
si juan talaga, tamad na tamad. ano ba naman yung tumakbo sa hagdan diba? maghihintay ka pa, pagbaba mo wala hindi mo na maabutan yung hinahanap. mo.
TOP 15 REJECTED STATE OF THE NATION ADDRESS OPENING LINES
No. 15: “Let us observe a minute of silence in memory of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.”
No. 14: “To officially open this momentous event, please welcome… the members of the Congressional Spouses Foundation interpreting the Academy Award-winning song Jai-Ho!”
No. 13: “And the ‘Pitoy Moreno Award’ for Best Sona Gown goes to…”
No. 12: “Walaaang tulugan!”
No. 11: “After my speech, you may proceed to the Iglesia Ni Cristo anniversary party for your free dinner.”
No. 10: “Is that you Jovy Palparan? Look at you now. I’m so proud of you!”
No. 9: “This will be very short. Why, do you really expect me to accomplish that much in such a short period of time? Hello!”
No. 8: “First, the good news! Identified na ang nag-leak ng info about my boob job!”
No. 7: (Starts singing) “I dreamed a dream in time gone by/When hope was high and life, worth living/I dreamed that love would never die/I dreamed that God would be forgiving
No. 6: “Kapag sinabi kong I am for peace, I mean all out peace for everyone. Kaya mga kababayan, kasama po natin sa gallery ngayong hapon ang unang batch ng mga nagbalik-loob na Abu Sayyaf terrorists. Pasalubungan po natin sila ng masigabong palakpakan at sabay-sabay nating isigaw: Amnestiya para sa Terorista!”
No. 5: “Thank you so much to our major sponsors this afternoon: Pfizer, GlaxoSmithKline, Johnson & Johnson, Bristol-Myers Squibb, Novartis, and Abbott Laboratories.”
No. 4: “Sama-sama tayo! Hindi ko kayo pababayaan. Lalaban tayo! Teka lang… mali! I am shorry. Dish ish the wrong speech. My goodnesh! The teleprompter! Ayushin ang teleprompter! Pronto!”
No. 3: “Ang hindi papalakpak… hindi ko isasama sa U.S. sa Huwebes!”
No. 2: “I would like to dedicate my last State of the Nation Address to the most caring and hardworking people I’ve ever met – my constituents at the 2nd congressional district of Pampanga! Mañampukaki ing lugud mi kekayu!
And the No. 1 rejected State of the Nation Address opening line…
“Ladies & gentlemen, good afternoon. This will be my last State of the Nation Address… as of press time.”
“Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.” ~Alfred E. Neuman
(via The Professional Heckler)
(via disneyfuckyeah)
Childhood Memories. Hahaha.
Marc Davis Charcoal Storyboard Concept
Where Bambi meets Faline
Model sheet for Bambi by Marc Davis
